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Maat Pakistani TV Drama by Umera Ahmad on Hum TV Watch Online

Maat is the story of two poor sisters with opposite personalities – Saman, who is overambitious and has no scruples when it comes to making it big in life, and Aiman, who believes in the fundamentals of contentment, sacrifice and compassion and always upholds them as her guiding force.

Mein Chaand Si Pakistani TV Drama BY Ary Digital

A very very great story by Maimoona Khurshid.

Jal Pari Pakistani TV Drama BY Geo TV

Join Shaista a young girl who dreams of glitter and gold- on her journey through society. As she takes advantage of those who are drawn to her because of her youth and beauty, she manages to push those who truly love her further and further away.

Qissa Chaar Darvesh Pakistani TV Drama BY Ary Digital

It is a story of aaliyan living with two wives in a house, namely arifa and sarah. arifa being his cousin got married to him in his teenage; whereas sarah met him abroad while completing the education. story marks a new turn when his third marriage reveals in his house. the revelation announces an advent of destruction and turmoil in the life of aaliyan.

Sanjha Pakistani TV Drama BY Hum TV Watch Online

The story revolves around a poor girl from Thar, Sanjha. Herbrother-in-law, Majeed, sells her to a brothel owner Mumtaz and tells his wife, Nasim, that he has sent Sanjha away to the city to earn a living. Inher innocence, Sanjha does not realize that she has not been hired as a maid.

Kaala Jaadoo Pakistani TV Drama BY Ary Digital Watch Online

When a person surrenders himself to his own will rather than the will of god, he / she usually has to rely on such conjurations, incantations and satanic rituals for fulfillment of needs. kaala jadu also fosters them same phenomenon and projects the similar reality of our society.

Mora Piya Pakistani TV Drama BY Geo TV Watch Online

Every celebrated life must have some hazy shades which darken their whole life. similarly Faisal’s and Ujalla intimate love has been hit by a distrust which came into Faisal’s mind after gone through a tragic.

Kash Main Teri Beti Na Hoti Pakistani TV Drama BY Geo TV

The story highlights the concept of living conditions of a very poor family in Pakistan and the hardships and difficulties they have to face daily to earn their living.

Dareecha Pakistani TV Drama By Ary Digital

Maheen gets married to the love of her life. What she thought would be a dream come true, turns into a living nightmare. She discovers the truth about Faizan’s past, his previous marriages and his violent behavior.

Takay Ki Ayegi Baraat Pakistani TV Drama By Geo TV

Azar and Dolly maybe hitched, but the wedding season isn’t over just yet. Get ready to join the Ahmeds and the Choudarys for yet another round of Dholkis, Mehndis, Shaadis and Bhangra sessions.

Jo Chalay Tou Jaan Se Guzar Gaye Pakistani TV Drama By Geo TV Watch Online

Will the love of a woman quell the poisonous hate of a wronged man? Set against the backdrop of greed and deceit, this is the moving saga of Aalam Shah, son of wealthy but crippled business man Dawar Shah.

Kafir Pakistani TV Drama BY Ary Digital Watch Online

Kafir is a very interesting story by Shahid Shafat.

Humsafar Pakistani TV Drama by Hum TV Watch Online

Maat is the story of two poor sisters with opposite personalities – Saman, who is overambitious and has no scruples when it comes to making it big in life, and Aiman, who believes in the fundamentals of contentment, sacrifice and compassion and always upholds them as her guiding force.

Aurat Ka Ghar Koun Sa Pakistani TV Drama by PTV Watch Online

A moving story for those, who believe that all is well abroad. as mujtaba, a local guy from nazimabad (khi) has moved to usa at his uncle’s place with a perception of better quality of life and fulfillment of his dreams.

Choti Si Kahani Pakistani TV Drama by PTV Watch Online

A moving story for those, who believe that all is well abroad. as mujtaba, a local guy from nazimabad (khi) has moved to usa at his uncle’s place with a perception of better quality of life and fulfillment of his dreams.

Tootay Huway Per Pakistani TV Drama By Geo TV

The heart-rending story of a simple middle class family and their dreams and aspirations. Ajia and Nimra are the daughters of hard working, lower-middle class Sibghatullah and his wife Zainab.

Bulbulay Pakistani TV Drama By Ary Digital

A story of three special and lunatic characters, out of whom Nabeel leads the plot as he has been disowned by his own father for his care-free attitude. Nabeel has been provided accommodation by his friend Ahmar.

Kuch Pyar Ka Paagalpan Bhi Tha Pakistani TV Drama By Ary Digital

A moving story for those, who believe that all is well abroad. as mujtaba, a local guy from nazimabad (khi) has moved to usa at his uncle’s place with a perception of better quality of life and fulfillment of his dreams.

Akbari Asghari Pakistani TV Drama BY Hum TV

Akbari Asghari is a story of two brothers, Hatim and Luqman, and their families. Both brothers live along with their families in two distant corners of the world.

Friday, 21 October 2011

Worst pain in life | Sad Text Messages

The worst pain in life is when you see
Your life being spoiled by the one you trust the most.
and
you cant do anything except
standing quiet and asking yourself that
is it the gift of trusting someone or
is it what i deserve?

Sad to realize | Sad SMS

It Is Sad
When You Realize
You Are Not As Important
To Someone
As They Are To You!

The Pain | Sad Text Messages

The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

Absence and alteration in your life | Sad SMS

Small quote but very meaningful:
"when my absence doesn't alter ur life,
then my presence has no meaning in ur life..

Hurt when one changes | Sad Text Messages

LOVE Has 4 Letters,
But So Does HATE
FRIENDS Have 7 Letters,
But So Does ENEMIES
TRUTH Has 5 Letters,
But So Does LYING;
It Hurts When One Changes
Into Another

People can stay in your heart | Sad Text Messages

At Some Point,
You Have To Realize That
Some People Can Stay In Your Heart,
But Not In Your Life...

Broken trust is like melted chocolate | Sad SMS

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..!

Thursday, 20 October 2011

Whom I love the most | Romantic Text Messages

Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

Falling in love with you was completely out of my control | Romantic Text Messages

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

If I'm gonna die tomorrow | Romantic SMS

If i would know that I'm gonna die tomorrow,
I'll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I'll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai | Romantic SMS

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Life becomes romantic | Romantic SMS

Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking
At S0me 1 Silently ..
But
Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1
Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently

Most and least romantic rhymes | Romantic Text Messages

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There's d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

Change a Girl Into a Women | Riddle SMS

Which 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Women.?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Think..
?
?
?
?
Think Hard..
?
?
?
?
?

The rain makes all things beautiful | Rain Text Messages

The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

Rain rain go away | Rain Text Messages

Rain rain go away ,
come again another day
i sung this poem yesterday
that's y rain come today

If I could pull down the rainbow | Rain Text Messages

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist | Rain SMS

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

Happy first rain of winter | Rain SMS

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
"Happy first rain of Summer"

Running in rain and enjoying | Rain SMS

It Is Nice
When Someone Holds
Umbrella For You In The
Rain ...
But
It Is The Most Wonderful
If Someone Holds Your Hand
And Runs Crazily With You
In The Rain

How much I miss you | Rain Text Messages

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

Trust me on one thing | Rakhi SMS

We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You'll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Thanks for being my brother | Rakhi SMS

God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.
In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

As your Brother is always beside you | Rakhi Text Messages

Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there...
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there...
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone...
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever...
[ HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN ]

I pray to God for ur prosperous life | Rakhi SMS

I wish u "HAPPY RAKHI" and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u'll always shower your blessings on me.

Missing you on rakhi | Rakhi text Messages

Never ever thought we will not be together this day.
I am really missing you very much.
The Rakhi you send is very good,
it's looking great on my wrist.
I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year.
May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success.
Take care.
Miss You..!
P.S:If u haven't send me rakhi yet,send it immediately:p

Tied rakhi to the following boys | Rakhi SMS

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Near of far wherever u r | Rakhi Text Messages

Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
Happy Raksha Bandhan

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya | Punjabi SMS

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

A good leader is a person | Politics Text Messages

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Politics is the gentle art of | Politics Text Messages

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires | Politics SMS

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

Change their party for principles | Politics SMS

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

Pollution of democracy | Politics Text Messages

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

I offer my opponents a bargain | Politics Text Messages

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country | Politics SMS

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga | Poetry Text Messages

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai | Poetry SMS

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Wohi loog yaad aney lagey | Poetry Text Messages

Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, barey zamaney lagay
Jub dil dukha tou wohi loog yaad aney lagey

Tab hi tou chand mein daagh hay | Poetry SMS

Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand say mohabbat
Tabhi to chand mein daagh hay,
Mumkin hai ki chand ne ki hogi bewafai
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hay.

Aaj halki halki baarish hay | Poetry Text Messages

Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,

Jab barish hoti hai | Poetry SMS

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain | Poetry SMS

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,
Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

da Arabistan dashtoona | Pashto SMS

Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona,
da Arabistan dashtoona,
da Hindustan filmoona,
da Paris Atroona,
da PAKISTAN daaloona,
da Pukhto mataloona.
Ao daase nor der der SALAMUNA.

Biranja ONAASHAMSAKAL. | Onam Wishes SMS

Hai….
Lokathinthe
naana
bhagathulla
ella
malayalikalkum
enthe
sneham
niranja
ONAASHAMSAKAL.

Pranayikunna ONASAMSAKAL | Onam Wishes Text Messages

pranayikunna
ella
lovebirdsnum
ende
sneeham
niranja
ONASAMSAKAL

HAPPY ONAM | Onam Wishes Text Messages

Oru thumbapoovinte chiriyayi
chinga nilavinte thilakkamayi
sundara swapnangalude therileri
ponnonam varavayi
HaPpY OnAm

Snehathinteyum sahodaryathinteyum | Onam Wishes SMS

Snehathinteyum sahodaryathinteyum
oru onam koodi varavayi.
Ellavarkkum enteyum,
oro malayaliyudeyum
snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal.

HAVE A HAPPY ONAM | Onam Wishes Text Messages

May God bless you
and
the colour & lights of Onam
fill your home with happiness and joy.
HAVE A HAPPY ONAM.

Wishing you a very HAPPY ONAM | Onam Wishes SMS

May this ONAM bring you
the most brightest and choicest happiness
and love you have ever Wished for.
Wishing you a very HAPPY ONAM.

May this be an Onam with | Onam Wishes Text Messages

May this be an Onam with Happiness and Prosperity.
Let the festival of Onam be celebrated by every Malayali,
whoever and where ever they may be.
HAPPY ONAM

Wish you a blessed Onam | Onam Wishes Text Messages

Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam
Manusharellarum onnu pole…
Wish you a blessed Onam!

Happy ONAM wishes | Onam Wishes SMS

No greeting card 2 give.
No sweet flowers 2 send.
No cute graphics 2 forward.
Just a loving HEART of mine saying
Happy ONAM wishes

Little keys open big locks | New Year Text Messages

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2012

Last sun of 2011 | New Year SMS

This is last evening of 2011
Last sun of 2011
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2012

2011's calender is destroyed | New Year Text Messages

Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed

Wishing you a fabulous 2012 | New Year SMS

Wishing you a fabulous 2012
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

The coming year is a glorious one | New Year Text Messages

Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success.

With all the Rose's Perfume | New Year SMS

With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles...
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*

I May come there any time | Munna bhai SMS

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

Impact of Movies | Munna bhai Text Messages

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi | Munna bhai Text Messages

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay | Munna bhai Text Messages

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Bakra hay ya bakri | Munna bhai SMS

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Bina dant wala kutta katay to | Munna bhai Text Messages

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti | Munna bhai SMS

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Consult not your fears but | Motivational SMS

Consult not your fears
but your hopes and your dreams.
Think not about your frustrations,
but about your unfulfilled potential.
Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in,
but with what it is still possible for you to do.
(Pope John XXIII)

Experience life to understand it | Motivational Text Messages

If u never tasted a bad apple.
You would never appreciate a good apple.
Because,
You have to experience life to understand life.. :-)

Always take risks | Motivational SMS

Take Risks in Your Life"
If u Win, U Can Lead!
If u Loose, U Can Guide! :)

Worries are like moon | Motivational Text Messages

Worries Are Like MOON
>1 Day will Increase
>1 Day will Decrease
>Other Day may not be seen
So Don't Worry 4 Anything.
All Iz Well. Keep :)

Purpose is more important than need | Motivational SMS

In race between lion & deer,
Many time deer wins.
Because lion runs 4 food & deer 4 life.
Remember; ''Purpose is more important than need"

Let your aim be better than before | Motivational Text Messages

A.r rehman was asked at his award function:
"which is your best music?"
he replied,
"my next music"
so let ur aim be better than before.

Plus(+) symbol is made with 2 minus | Motivational SMS

"The plus symbol is made
with 2 minus symbols!"
So all NEGATIVE things
can B shaped as positives
by our SMART work & POSITIVE thinking!

Do you know Tomorrow is Mother Day | Mother's day Text Messages

Tomorrow is very important in our life.
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.

When is Mother's Day | Mother's day SMS

A:-Mother's Day 2011 is on May 8, Sunday

Mother is an abbreviation of | Mother's day SMS

MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :-
M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE

It spells Mother | Mother's day Text Messages

Many hugs
Only love never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Happy mother's day to your mom | Mother's day Text Messages

Hearty thanx 2 ur mom 4 giving me such a special person as a frnd.
Wishing ur mumma a very long n glorious life.
Happy mother's day 2 ur mom

Mother is an abbreviation of | Mother's day SMS

"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.

Love u mother | Mother's day SMS

Mother is the biggest gift of god
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean
Love u a lot mom

Love is possible after friendship | Misleading Text Messages

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai | Misleading Text Messages

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

Pillow is like a true love | Misleading Text Messages

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Your 5 qualities | Misleading SMS

Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

U r so cute and dashing | Misleading SMS

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..
4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

U and ur feelings | Misc SMS Jokes

You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single

Non-vegetarian statement | Misc SMS Jokes Text Messsages

By A Non-Vegetarian :
"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life"

Reports got mixed up | Misc SMS Jokes Text Messages

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!
husband: What should i do now?
Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!

6 & 17 years old boy | Misc SMS Jokes Text Messages

6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
.
.
.
.
17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

Wait for the waiter | Misc SMS Jokes

When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aren't You The Waiter?:p

Harder for a women to run away | Misc SMS Jokes

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
.
.
.
.
.
.
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away. ;)

2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce | Marriage SMS

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Love marriage is better because | Marriage Text Messages

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

Funny Oxymorons | Marriage Text Messages

Funny Oxymoron's:
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married

What is marriage | Marriage SMS

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

4 Stages of marriage | Marriage Text Messages

4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Best month to get married | Marriage SMS

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women | Marriage SMS

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

1 din pehlay Happy Lohri | Lahori Text Messages

Hum aap ke dil me rehte hai,
isliye har gum sehte hai,
koi hum se pehle na keh de aap ko,
isliye 1 din pehle hi aap ko ” HAPPY LORRY “Kehte hai!

Mubarok ho lohri ka tyohar | Lahori Text Messages

Twinkle Twinkle Yaran di car,
Kahdke glassi in the bar,
Mubarok ho lohri ka tyohar

Popcorn ki khushbu | Lahori Text Messages

Popcorn ki khushbu, Mungfali ki bahar,
lohari ka teohar aane ko Tayar..
Thodi si masti, Thodasa pyar,
ek din pehle o mere yaar,
mubarak ho aapko lohri ka teohar.

Stay bless on lohri | Lahori SMS

I wish U collide wid GOD’s ABUNDANTBLESSING.
Get arrested by SUCCESS
&
sentenced 2 a LIFE OF PROSPERITY-
No bail granted.stay blessed
HAPPY LOHRI .

Happy Lohri to one and all | Lahori Text Messages

May this festival of zeal and verve
fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm
and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity
to you and your loved ones.
Happy Lohri to one and all!

Lohri wish karega kab | Lahori SMS

*_H_A_P_P_Y_*
*_L_O_H_R_I_*
(IN ADVANCE)
Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab..
Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??

Lohri Song | Lahori Text Messages

Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
Dullah bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
bade bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari eet!
Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi!(Cry or howl!)
Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pit!

Mungfali reori bhara truck | Lahori SMS

, ,–,!”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”’”,”! ,
/ – , ,! , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , !
“,-o-’”,”,”,’”,”,”,”,o’o”,-”,
e truck Mugfali,Reori,
bhugge te Gachak load krwa k bhej Riha haan,la lena
(HAPPY LOHRI)

Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one | Kiss SMS

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Lohri ka prakash | Lahori SMS

Lohri ka prakash,
aap ki zindagi ko prakashmayi kar de
Jaise Jaise lohri ki aag tej ho,
vaise vaise hi hamare dukhon ka ant ho

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy | Kiss SMS

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend | Kiss Text Messages

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Asked for a kiss | Kiss SMS

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
.
.
Karlo :p
Just do it :p

Kiss is like a stamp | Kiss Text Messages

Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

A boy ask the girl for a kiss | Kiss SMS

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss'
But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

Kiss is fly from lips | Kiss Text Messages

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

A monkey has been severely injured | Insult Text Messages

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Evil made a mother-in-law | Insult SMS

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya | Insult SMS

No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Your 5 qualities | Insult Text Messages

Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga | Insult SMS

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

How good I play the guitar | Insult SMS

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O
girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

Close ur eyes n think about yourself | Insult Text Messages

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Plus(+) symbol is made with 2 minus | Inspirational Text Messages

"The plus symbol is made
with 2 minus symbols!"
So all NEGATIVE things
can B shaped as positives
by our SMART work & POSITIVE thinking!

Opportunity like an ice cream | Inspirational Text Messages

Opportunity
Is
Like
An
Ice
if
you
think
More
about
it
It Melts

This Is The Power Of SILENCE | Inspirational Text Messages

Growing Seed Makes
NO SOUND,
But
Falling Tree Makes
HUGE NOISE
Destruction Has Noise,
Creation Is Always Quiet ,
This Is The Power Of SILENCE !!

Blessings and lessons | Inspirational SMS

"Some People Come In Your Life As Blessings,
And Others Come In Your Life As Lessons...!!"

Victory and Glory | Inspirational SMS

0ne Who Wins Without Troubles
Gets VICTORY
But
0ne Who Wins With Lot Of
Troubles Gets GLORY ...

Who expect smile from u | Inspirational Text Messages

A Fantastic Quote For Life Time
''Satisfy d Person
Who Expects A SMILE
From You
Rather Than
Surprising d Person Who
Never Expected Anything
From You ... " =)

Difference b/w corrupt and honest | Inspirational SMS

The Difference Between
A Corrupt And Honest Person
Is :
The Corrupt Person Has
PRICE
And
The Honest Person Has
VALUE ... !

Halloween most popular mask | Halloween SMS

This Halloween the most popular mask
is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part?
With a mouth full of candy
you will sound just like him.

From ghoulies and ghosties | Halloween Text Messages

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish Saying

The wild winds shout | Halloween SMS

This the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.

Happy Halloween | Halloween SMS

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel".
God laughed and replied,
"Nah niggah u is a bat!"
Happy Halloween

In the wan moon's silver ray | Halloween SMS

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
~Joel Benton

Haul on Halloween night | Halloween SMS

Nothing on Earth
so beautiful as
the final
haul on Halloween night.
~Steve Almond

Who you are on Halloween | Halloween Text Messages

A grandmother pretends
she doesn't know
who you are on Halloween.
~Erma Bombeck

All the colors of life | Holi SMS

May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of love
and all other colors you
want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

Festival of Holi | Holi Text Messages

Dipped in hues of
love and trust
has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

Brightest 1 to wish u holi | Holi SMS

If wishes come in rainbow colors
then I would send
the brightest one to say
Happy Holi.

Best wishes for holi | Holi Text Messages

Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

You choose to be happy or sad | Holi text Messages

You can choose to be happy or
sad and whichever you choose
that is what you get.
No one is really responsible
to make someone else happy,
no matter what most people have
been taught and accept as true.

Have a colourful holi | Holi SMS

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

Ingredients of perfect Holi | Holi SMS

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

No life ever grows great | Greetings Text Messages

No life ever grows great until it is
focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.

Happy Republic day 26th Jan | Greetings SMS

Thousands laid down their lives
so that our country breath this day...
never forget their sacrifice..
Happy Republic day 26th Jan

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Moon to color your dreams | Good Night SMS


MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night...
Sweet Dreams..!

Time to love or hate | Good Night Text Messages


"I dont have time 2 hate people who hate me..
Because,
I'm too busy in loving people who love me!"
Good Night!

U hold most loveliet part in my life | Good Night Text Messages

One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night

One day you will be right | Good Night SMS


Treat each day as your last...
one day you will be right. :-)
Good Night. :-)

Sleep stands for | Good Night SMS


"S.L.E.E.P"
S-Say thanks to the god.
L-Lying on the bed.
E- Eyes closed slowly
E-End of the day.
P-Plan for the next day.
'G00D NIGHT'

Night is a theater | Good Night Text Messages


Night Is A Theater
Dream
Is A
Movie
...
God
Is The
Director,
Nature
Is The
Producer
U R
The Hero
"Enjoy"
The Night With Sweet Dreams...:-)

Time to sleep | Good Night SMS


Now, Birds R Silent.
Buterflies R Hanging..
Sun Is Sleeping
Moon Is Watching U, Sshhhhhhhh..
Its Time 2 Sleep,Close Ur Eyes..
Sweet Dreams..

Love who treat u right | Good Morning Text Messages


Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don’t.
Good Morning

Open ur tinky minky eyes | Good Morning SMS


Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
Good Morning

Don't expect a perfect love | Good Morning SMS


True Lines-
"Don't expect a perfect love from any of your close ones...
Just show them what it is..."
Good Morning:-)

Deepest feeling while praying | Good Morning Text Messages


"Deepest" feelings of my heart while praying for you ,
May "ALLAH"
Convert
Ur
Discomforts
To
Comforts,
Ur
Pains
To
Gains,
Ur
Minimum
To
Maximum,
Ur
Losses
To
Profits,
Ur
Tears
To
Smiles,
Ur
Sorrows
To
Pleasures,
Ur
Bad-wishers
To
Well-wishers,
Ur
Debts
To
Credits,
&
Ur
Good Dreams
To
Realities!
And make these
"Everlasting!
(Ameen).
Good Morning and have a blessed day.

Its time to wish | Good Morning SMS

The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning

Good morning Quote | Good Morning Text Messages

"The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long"
Good morning and have a nice day.

Good Morning For Friends | Good Morning SMS


For a nice friend
"nice morning"..
For a sweet friend
"sweet morning"
For a loving friend
"lovely morning"
For a Good friend
"good morning"

Fly in the plane of Ambition | Good Luck SMS


Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success...
Luck is yours,Wish is mine...
May Ur future always shine...
Good Luck

When things go wrong | Good Luck Text Messages


When things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.

Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller | Good Luck SMS

Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

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